犀の背中 (A Stroll with a Rhino)

The boat I'm riding in slips out into the river's current, and the rhino lumbers alongside as if to watch over me.

"Walk your own path, like the horn of a rhino."

The rhino waves his horn high in the air, as if holding aloft the light of the moon.

"Apparently a proverb like that exists in the human world, right?"

"Yeah, I've heard it before."

"But actually, that proverb was not written by a rhino."

"Well yeah, that's true."

There's no such thing in this world as an animal besides humans that can write proverbs.