犀の背中 (A Stroll with a Rhino)

Thinking it was an earthquake, I scan the room and notice it's only the door that's shaking.
Who could it be at this time of night?

I pull myself out of my perpetually laid-out futon in my 10 square-foot one-room apartment and creak open my rusty-hinged front door.

And there was a rhino.