魔法の書

This is a magic book.
I understand.
You're in a pinch right now.
Okay, I'll help you.
First, shout out loud.
"Is anyone there? Give me some paper!"
If there's no response after a while, open the door a little and see what's going on outside.
If there's no one there, go to the cleaning supplies closet.
Be quick and decisive.
You should find what you're looking for there.
Huh? It's not there?
Don't worry. I expected that.
However, the method I'm about to show you is a last resort.
Listen carefully.
Sacrifice a pair of socks or underwear.
You have no choice.
Well, I'll be off then.
May good fortune come to you.